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<b>1. Kissing your man is not a DressAfford not long garment items used in homecoming situation
problem, The
problem is how you do it. Stop
making sounds like
a car crash "pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U dey
disturb me.
2. Screaming during sex is
romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is
screaming and shouting
like werey "JESUS, Oh my God,
Holy mary".. You
are having sex, Not a Church
service! And besides
I don't knw if you are reminding
God to punish
you latter.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or
dresses is not a
problem in fact its very sexy I just
pray there
won't be forced entry into your
Sin Hole, The
problem is wearing your mini
looking all nice and
walking around and when you see
guys you try to
pull it down, Now you want it to
be long?.... Abi.. Keep
deceiving urself na. # sMh
4. Loving your man is not a
problem as it is
KOKANYE for me but the problem
is changing
your Surname to his on Facebook.
Bitch his
mother doesn't even know
you ...Chill!! And I
would hate to read ur post later
saying MEN ARE
5. Calling all men dogs is not the
problem, The
problem is tagging yourself saint
when you know
he didn't fuck himself but you.. So
since you did it
with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN
A DOG OR DOGS as the case may
be and please
let us know the breed of dogs you
came to the world from coz
ur dad is male too and your mum
have always been his bed
6. Some girls are looking for tall
guys with pink
lips and six packs when their
father is short, pot
bellied with pomo lips you better
be contented
like your Mother # lol
7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's
church services I
wonder who will?
8. Saying all guys are the same is
not my
problem bt is 2face and me the
same? Is ur dad
and ur teacher the same
9. Bleaching your skin is not a
problem, The
problem is having white face,
yellow hands
chocolate lips and black legs. Are
you zebra?
10. And if you Read this without a
hmmm! I really wonder what your